[Mr.Kurd]

In The Name Of Allah
Al-Salam Alekum

It's new Joke I hope you like it :-
My friend helped me to translate it and fix the language grammar problems.

There was a very old woman her age was about 100 years old and she had a son.
One day sheTold her son: "I'm sick!".
So he took her to the doctor.
the doctor asked her son : "is she your mother?"
The son replayed : "yes,She is ".
then Doctor said: " Take your mother out please , I wish to speak with you in privet" .
When he came back, the Doctor said: "your mother isn't sick but she needs only a husband"
When he left with his mother, she was thinking she must have a bad problem so she asked her son: " son, What is my problem?"
And he said : "nothing, Mother" but the mother kept asking Over,and over again, Then he gave up, and said: "you aren't sick but you have to marry".
then she said:" so what will you do?".
he said :" What i should do , I don't know, where can I find a 100 year old man for you" .
Then she said:" Then you Must find two 50 year old men for me". hhhhhhhhhh    

Wa Salam Alekum

[Aeolian]

@pvnk , thought you'd might like this.

[Mr.Kurd]

@pvnk , thought you'd might like this.

I think too he had any link with this case?

[mothered]

If she was still alive (God bless her soul), It's probably something my grandmother would say.

Nice one.

[Air]

Haha, this is very funny! Good one Mr Kurd!

[Mr.Kurd]

If she was still alive (God bless her soul), It's probably something my grandmother would say.

Nice one.

Me too, both of my grandfather and grandmother died, Allah forgive them.
They were like a treasure for us, We can't forget them.
Anyway Thank you, I hope you like it.

[Mr.Kurd]

Haha, this is very funny! Good one Mr Kurd!

Thank you Air, I hope you liked it.

[mothered]

Me too, both of my grandfather and grandmother died, Allah forgive them.
They were like a treasure for us, We can't forget them.
Anyway Thank you, I hope you like it.

It's sad when loved ones pass away who were close to your heart.

I certainly did like the joke. As said I think my grandmother would've acted In the same way. She was always clowning around, making jokes- even towards her passing In her late 80s.