[Gingie]

One day I was sitting on my computer, When the cops arrived. They blamed me for downloading teen porn. So I said "Fuck The Police!" Then I started to run when I took a baton to the knee. The cops chased me, but I dropped banana peels like Mario Cart to shake them off. They then slipped to onto the floor, which they used as an advantage to slide extremely fast on their stomach towards you. Then I suddenly decided to pee and peed in front of them which stopped them in there tracks. The cops were so scared they shit their pants, I was able to run away again. But I soon realized it wasn't over, In the distance I see a road block and in small print I can see SWAT.. "Fuck." I knew it would be hard to escape..So I decided to run into the nearest alleyway.

[Sapientia]

One day I was sitting on my computer, When the cops arrived. They blamed me for downloading teen porn. So I said "Fuck The Police!" Then I started to run when I took a baton to the knee. The cops chased me, but I dropped banana peels like Mario Cart to shake them off. They then slipped to onto the floor, which they used as an advantage to slide extremely fast on their stomach towards you. Then I suddenly decided to pee and peed in front of them which stopped them in there tracks. The cops were so scared they shit their pants, I was able to run away again. But I soon realized it wasn't over, In the distance I see a road block and in small print I can see SWAT.. "Fuck." I knew it would be hard to escape..So I decided to run into the nearest alleyway. I tripped, fell in a hole and died.

[Gingie]

One day I was sitting on my computer, When the cops arrived. They blamed me for downloading teen porn. So I said "Fuck The Police!" Then I started to run when I took a baton to the knee. The cops chased me, but I dropped banana peels like Mario Cart to shake them off. They then slipped to onto the floor, which they used as an advantage to slide extremely fast on their stomach towards you. Then I suddenly decided to pee and peed in front of them which stopped them in there tracks. The cops were so scared they shit their pants, I was able to run away again. But I soon realized it wasn't over, In the distance I see a road block and in small print I can see SWAT.. "Fuck." I knew it would be hard to escape..So I decided to run into the nearest alleyway. I tripped, fell in a hole and died. But then I remembered this is a game! I then respawned in a random house.

[Xiledcore]

One day I was sitting on my computer, When the cops arrived. They blamed me for downloading teen porn. So I said "Fuck The Police!" Then I started to run when I took a baton to the knee. The cops chased me, but I dropped banana peels like Mario Cart to shake them off. They then slipped to onto the floor, which they used as an advantage to slide extremely fast on their stomach towards you. Then I suddenly decided to pee and peed in front of them which stopped them in there tracks. The cops were so scared they shit their pants, I was able to run away again. But I soon realized it wasn't over, In the distance I see a road block and in small print I can see SWAT.. "Fuck." I knew it would be hard to escape..So I decided to run into the nearest alleyway. I tripped, fell in a hole and died. But then I remembered this is a game! I then respawned in a random house. I was then greeted by Hard Gay.

[Sapientia]

One day I was sitting on my computer, When the cops arrived. They blamed me for downloading teen porn. So I said "Fuck The Police!" Then I started to run when I took a baton to the knee. The cops chased me, but I dropped banana peels like Mario Cart to shake them off. They then slipped to onto the floor, which they used as an advantage to slide extremely fast on their stomach towards you. Then I suddenly decided to pee and peed in front of them which stopped them in there tracks. The cops were so scared they shit their pants, I was able to run away again. But I soon realized it wasn't over, In the distance I see a road block and in small print I can see SWAT.. "Fuck." I knew it would be hard to escape..So I decided to run into the nearest alleyway. I tripped, fell in a hole and died. But then I remembered this is a game! I then respawned in a random house. I was then greeted by Hard Gay. I died.

[Gingie]

One day I was sitting on my computer, When the cops arrived. They blamed me for downloading teen porn. So I said "Fuck The Police!" Then I started to run when I took a baton to the knee. The cops chased me, but I dropped banana peels like Mario Cart to shake them off. They then slipped to onto the floor, which they used as an advantage to slide extremely fast on their stomach towards you. Then I suddenly decided to pee and peed in front of them which stopped them in there tracks. The cops were so scared they shit their pants, I was able to run away again. But I soon realized it wasn't over, In the distance I see a road block and in small print I can see SWAT.. "Fuck." I knew it would be hard to escape..So I decided to run into the nearest alleyway. I tripped, fell in a hole and died. But then I remembered this is a game! I then respawned in a random house. I was then greeted by Hard Gay. I died. Then respawned back again next to Jeff Bridges and was told I was part of the RIP Department.

[Sapientia]

One day I was sitting on my computer, When the cops arrived. They blamed me for downloading teen porn. So I said "Fuck The Police!" Then I started to run when I took a baton to the knee. The cops chased me, but I dropped banana peels like Mario Cart to shake them off. They then slipped to onto the floor, which they used as an advantage to slide extremely fast on their stomach towards you. Then I suddenly decided to pee and peed in front of them which stopped them in there tracks. The cops were so scared they shit their pants, I was able to run away again. But I soon realized it wasn't over, In the distance I see a road block and in small print I can see SWAT.. "Fuck." I knew it would be hard to escape..So I decided to run into the nearest alleyway. I tripped, fell in a hole and died. But then I remembered this is a game! I then respawned in a random house. I was then greeted by Hard Gay. I died. Then respawned back again next to Jeff Bridges and was told I was part of the RIP Department. I died again and screamed ANYONE WHO POSTS NEXT WILL BE BANNED. AM I JOKING, OR NOT?

[Blue]

One day I was sitting on my computer, When the cops arrived. They blamed me for downloading teen porn. So I said "Fuck The Police!" Then I started to run when I took a baton to the knee. The cops chased me, but I dropped banana peels like Mario Cart to shake them off. They then slipped to onto the floor, which they used as an advantage to slide extremely fast on their stomach towards you. Then I suddenly decided to pee and peed in front of them which stopped them in there tracks. The cops were so scared they shit their pants, I was able to run away again. But I soon realized it wasn't over, In the distance I see a road block and in small print I can see SWAT.. "Fuck." I knew it would be hard to escape..So I decided to run into the nearest alleyway. I tripped, fell in a hole and died. But then I remembered this is a game! I then respawned in a random house. I was then greeted by Hard Gay. I died. Then respawned back again next to Jeff Bridges and was told I was part of the RIP Department. I died again and screamed ANYONE WHO POSTS NEXT WILL BE BANNED. AM I JOKING, OR NOT? "You must be joking" I said to myself.