[mothered]

Now hear me  out boys, what if when we got the items, we spunk on it? that way theres no way a company would question if they were getting scammed or not and you could call them up absolutley disgusted anfd angry. Could even say you put it on before you saw the dried semen.

Hilarious, but given It's disgusting to receive clothing In that state, I think you've come up with something that's pretty effective.