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Black Veil Brides Offline
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Masturbation Techniques 09-27-2015, 08:11 PM #1
There used to be a thread on Alphas about Masturbation Techniques, idk where it went :dodgy:

So I will make the new one, what is your best technique for masturbation.


and no @Ducati , sandpaper is not a masturbation material

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RE: Masturbation Techniques 09-27-2015, 08:39 PM #2
Pringlesa pussy write "pringles pillu" to youtube theres tutorial how to make one


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RE: Masturbation Techniques 09-27-2015, 08:44 PM #3
(09-27-2015, 08:39 PM)Scammer Wrote: Pringlesa pussy write "pringles pillu" to youtube theres tutorial how to make one

I don't know if you are not speaking english or I just read that wrong

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RE: Masturbation Techniques 09-27-2015, 08:46 PM #4
(09-27-2015, 08:44 PM)Black Veil Brides Wrote: I don't know if you are not speaking english or I just read that wrong

Lmao typo writing on phone sucks pringless pussy*


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RE: Masturbation Techniques 09-27-2015, 08:51 PM #5
Did you really just made this thread?

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RE: Masturbation Techniques 09-27-2015, 09:04 PM #6
Wet and dry sandpaper. That is all.
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RE: Masturbation Techniques 09-27-2015, 10:09 PM #7
Just using my hand works just fine.
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RE: Masturbation Techniques 09-29-2015, 01:31 AM #8
Smoke weed before doing so. Biggest tip you could ever have.

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RE: Masturbation Techniques 09-29-2015, 01:59 AM #9
Sandpaper is the only wya though..
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RE: Masturbation Techniques 09-29-2015, 02:41 AM #10
Rub your genitals against a cheese grater, also, make sure to grab a rusty one. The rustier it is, the better the feeling is.
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