If you met an alien..

Mod Mark · 12-28-2013, 11:22 PM

what would your first words be to them?

Mastery · 12-28-2013, 11:24 PM

Nothing, I'd be in shock and probably very scared...

Nefarious · 12-28-2013, 11:59 PM

Are you going to kill me?
If the answer was no, I would ask if he wanted to go to KFC with me.

Mod Mark · 12-29-2013, 12:08 AM

(12-28-2013, 11:59 PM)Trey Wrote: Are you going to kill me?
If the answer was no, I would ask if he wanted to go to KFC with me.

The alien is going to say no, then you will both go to KFC and eat and the alien will wait until your stomach is full and then eat you.

Saikou · 12-29-2013, 12:10 AM

That depends; what kind of alien is it?

Mod Mark · 12-29-2013, 12:11 AM

(12-29-2013, 12:10 AM)Saikou Wrote: That depends; what kind of alien is it?

That is a very good question, Saikou.

Nefarious · 12-29-2013, 12:15 AM

(12-29-2013, 12:08 AM)Dry Trips Wrote: The alien is going to say no, then you will both go to KFC and eat and the alien will wait until your stomach is full and then eat you.

Holy shit....

Deviant · 12-29-2013, 12:36 AM

I would be scared at first, then ask him to come smoke some weed with me.

Then He'd probably get the munchies and eat me...

Mod Mark · 12-29-2013, 12:39 AM

(12-29-2013, 12:36 AM)Deviant Wrote: ask him to come smoke some weed with me.

Who knows, there might be aliens out there that are like the alien Paul from the movie Paul!

Aces · 12-29-2013, 12:58 AM

If it could control my feelings(Removing obvious feeling such as panic/fear) and try to actually start a conversation with me I wouldn't mind asking how long they've known of our existence and if they've visited us before. Then questions such how to cure cancer and substain a overly long life time as a human.

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