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I mean, I already live in Norway, so why would I move?

Nah, but seriously, I'd probably move somewhere warmer like the Amsterdam or if I was rich probably the US due to the low tax rates and liberal drug policy. Not during winter though, since being Norwegianese I'd literally be the only person who could drive properly and have to dodge cars sliding all over the road and not to mention how cold of a winter you have. Ugh.