How to SE mass R.A.Z.E.R products with only one 11-28-2013, 05:55 AM
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[1] Goal :
The purpose of this guide in nothing less than get free new razer mouses at your home/drop.
[2] Requirments :
You will need the following elements to be able to success my methode :
- A razer mouse
- The p.o.p of the mouse.
[3] Instructions :
1) Send an email to and tell that you have big issues with your razer product.
2) What to tell them ? It is important to tell that, that your problem is about the laser, the cursor is sometimes not responding during short time (really often about 0.5 second that make you miss your target) and sometimes about 2/3 full seconds, that make you die during you game. Complain about how ANNOYING this SHIT is, you are a serious gamer, buying gamer products from a "by gamer" company, AND you are really disapointed. Keep your story. Tell that you are not able to play anylonger with your mouse, that you have bought a mouse for playing, and this is the one which doesn't work ! [put here your complaining imagination ...]
3) They will answer you with something about using synapse 2.0 do it, tell you do all your software updates (do it really, they canc heck if you connect the mouse), and tell it still solves NOTHING.
4) Once you have answered correctly to this, they will ask you something like :
5) Just tell you have done it ( do not reply 5 minute just after, wait like 1-2 hours to act realistic). and tell it CHANGES NOTHING, you used different surfaces and still the same shit, that you are really annoyed. [put some rage and disapointment about the good brand they are]. It is important to tell that you LIKE their product, but in this case, you are disapointed. They will not be likely to help you if you say that the company they work for is shit, remeber that you have to "brain" them.
6) If you followed the steps correctly, you should be to this step on 2-3 days. If they don't reply fast (like more than 1 day delay), complain about it. So on this step they will ask you about sending back the product, of cutting the cords of the mouse. Go to step 7 when you have received this.
7) What you need for this step :
- Something which is the fuck able to take a picture and that you will be able to end to your computer, a phone is perfect.
- a cut cord of anuthing, just need it to looks like your mouse cord.
So, the tricky part of this guide is how to make your mouse looking having the cord cut.
You have take you mouse, upside down. Push the cord to the hidden face of the mouse, (this way you only see the plastic part of the cord)
and put your fake shit cord already cut in front of this plastic.
Here is one where you can see it's fake :
http://s10.postimage.org/avuf0yuih/photo_1.jpg
And here is a good one :
http://postimage.org/image/b31ik3ffz/
So with you picture, tell that you hope you will receive your new product quickly.
8) Receive your new mouse, and send a mail to the support and complain how ANNOYING it is to have a mouse which doesn't work, with bug cursor and stuff
Well just do it again and again. I guess you can't do it too much time with the same account but .. what if I tell you I now have 2 simple naga and 3 moltens ?
One more time, use your own words, be smart, add useless details, make your story personal, UNIQUE, and you will take the candy from baby razer.
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[1] Goal :
The purpose of this guide in nothing less than get free new razer mouses at your home/drop.
[2] Requirments :
You will need the following elements to be able to success my methode :
- A razer mouse
- The p.o.p of the mouse.
[3] Instructions :
1) Send an email to
Code:
thechsupport@razersupport.com2) What to tell them ? It is important to tell that, that your problem is about the laser, the cursor is sometimes not responding during short time (really often about 0.5 second that make you miss your target) and sometimes about 2/3 full seconds, that make you die during you game. Complain about how ANNOYING this SHIT is, you are a serious gamer, buying gamer products from a "by gamer" company, AND you are really disapointed. Keep your story. Tell that you are not able to play anylonger with your mouse, that you have bought a mouse for playing, and this is the one which doesn't work ! [put here your complaining imagination ...]
3) They will answer you with something about using synapse 2.0 do it, tell you do all your software updates (do it really, they canc heck if you connect the mouse), and tell it still solves NOTHING.
4) Once you have answered correctly to this, they will ask you something like :
Code:
Can you please try the following suggestions and let us know how they affect the cursor movement of your mouse. · Try cleaning the sensor lens with a Q-tip and some alcohol, let it dry for 5mins and try again. Please use Isopropyl Rubbing Alcohol 99% for this purpose, you do not want to use Rubbing alcohol that contains ethanol. Isopropyl Alcohol 99% or 100% pure is commonly found in most all drug stores and medicine cabinets. Further cleaning can be obtained by using some "air in a can" or "canned air" to blow out any dust on and around the sensor assembly. · Try using another mouse pad or surface and see what affect this has. · Try the mouse on another computer to see if you have the same results. No need to install the drivers, as all the basic mouse functions such as cursor movement should work without installing any drivers. (Plug and Play) · When the cursor is not moving, does the buttons on the mouse work? Does the LED on the mouse light up?
Can you try using the mouse on a plain white piece of paper? This has actually fixed some cases for us and we want to try everything.5) Just tell you have done it ( do not reply 5 minute just after, wait like 1-2 hours to act realistic). and tell it CHANGES NOTHING, you used different surfaces and still the same shit, that you are really annoyed. [put some rage and disapointment about the good brand they are]. It is important to tell that you LIKE their product, but in this case, you are disapointed. They will not be likely to help you if you say that the company they work for is shit, remeber that you have to "brain" them.
6) If you followed the steps correctly, you should be to this step on 2-3 days. If they don't reply fast (like more than 1 day delay), complain about it. So on this step they will ask you about sending back the product, of cutting the cords of the mouse. Go to step 7 when you have received this.
7) What you need for this step :
- Something which is the fuck able to take a picture and that you will be able to end to your computer, a phone is perfect.
- a cut cord of anuthing, just need it to looks like your mouse cord.
So, the tricky part of this guide is how to make your mouse looking having the cord cut.
You have take you mouse, upside down. Push the cord to the hidden face of the mouse, (this way you only see the plastic part of the cord)
and put your fake shit cord already cut in front of this plastic.
Here is one where you can see it's fake :
http://s10.postimage.org/avuf0yuih/photo_1.jpg
And here is a good one :
http://postimage.org/image/b31ik3ffz/
So with you picture, tell that you hope you will receive your new product quickly.
8) Receive your new mouse, and send a mail to the support and complain how ANNOYING it is to have a mouse which doesn't work, with bug cursor and stuff
Well just do it again and again. I guess you can't do it too much time with the same account but .. what if I tell you I now have 2 simple naga and 3 moltens ?One more time, use your own words, be smart, add useless details, make your story personal, UNIQUE, and you will take the candy from baby razer.
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