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im starting to think that ordering it to a vacant apartment. When the postal carrier enters the complex I will walk up to him an ask for my package. I'll say something like " Do you have a package for joe shmoe? I have to leave for work" than hypothetically he hands me the package an I sign a fake signature. That sound ok to you?

A very good approach.

Providing you can get the timing right (which shouldn't be a problem with tracking), there's every reason why It should work.