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sarusian · 04-27-2014, 09:59 PM

I'm new to both programming and hacking, but I've always been fascinated with computer and porn, especially self shots or nude selfies. I'm from Canada, live here my whole life, don't intend to move but I like butts and butts make me move anywhere.I can't explain why I like hacking or programming, I think it stems from my lack of attention during childhood but that's depressing so without any further ado I give you a little about me. This guy right here he's from a big 'ole family of 8 with 7 sisters and one me, I spent most of my time Computing, Sleeping, Gaming, Eating, and Shitting(Mashing as many as I could together to save time, you ever game, eat, and shit at the same time?). I could never spell patatoes right, and tamatoes either. Dropped out of school because if I wanted to be told things I already know I would have went to Junior Kindergarten. Currently I have my GED(General Education Diploma) which is just a High School Diploma for dropouts. Oh and I'm 19, I have a daughter and I'm very ambitious.

sarusian · 04-27-2014, 09:59 PM

I'm new to both programming and hacking, but I've always been fascinated with computer and porn, especially self shots or nude selfies. I'm from Canada, live here my whole life, don't intend to move but I like butts and butts make me move anywhere.I can't explain why I like hacking or programming, I think it stems from my lack of attention during childhood but that's depressing so without any further ado I give you a little about me. This guy right here he's from a big 'ole family of 8 with 7 sisters and one me, I spent most of my time Computing, Sleeping, Gaming, Eating, and Shitting(Mashing as many as I could together to save time, you ever game, eat, and shit at the same time?). I could never spell patatoes right, and tamatoes either. Dropped out of school because if I wanted to be told things I already know I would have went to Junior Kindergarten. Currently I have my GED(General Education Diploma) which is just a High School Diploma for dropouts. Oh and I'm 19, I have a daughter and I'm very ambitious.

Deque · 04-28-2014, 06:52 AM

Welcome to HC. Make yourself comfortable and get some coffee with awesome latte art:

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Your past life doesn't sound like fun, but you are the only person to change that. I wish you the best. And having kids is awesome, isn't it? I have a little son. You are very young to have a daughter. I hope you enjoy it nevertheless.

sarusian · 05-01-2014, 04:25 AM

(04-28-2014, 06:52 AM)Deque Wrote: Welcome to HC. Make yourself comfortable and get some coffee with awesome latte art:

Your past life doesn't sound like fun, but you are the only person to change that. I wish you the best. And having kids is awesome, isn't it? I have a little son. You are very young to have a daughter. I hope you enjoy it nevertheless.

I feel so welcome.