[zenith]

Every job a psychology major gets

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That's just because they didn't major in martian psychology.  It would be a different story if they'd had.  

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[Oni]

Those are like the easiest 2 majors ever

Every job a psychology major gets




(this is also a joke. Don't get pissy)

Psychologists can actually get paid a fair amount. Philosophers, not as much.

[mothered]

Also people who study psy are paranoid.

Not necessarily.

Everyone has different views, goals, career prospects etc.
Each to their own.