[Kaiten]

I wrote this guide a long time ago, but it still works.

It's too big to paste here according to the php_max_size :p

http://pastebin.com/q04rtFZX

Preview:

I am sorry to hear that you got a few bars that were not up to our normal standards. We appreciate consumer comments. Emails like yours help us maintain the quality of our products. I have logged your comments for Clif Bar & Company’s Quality Assurance Manager to review.

I would like to send you some replacement of CLIF Bars. You can expect these in 2-3 weeks.

It's not that big. You should be able to post it.

@bluedog.tar.gz

I thought I should have been able too, but it gave me an error twice.
So I went with pastebin.