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So, last night my youth leader told me a funny story at least I found it funny. So, I thought I would start a thread of everyone telling a story that they think is funny. It can be non-fiction, or fictional.

So, there is a guy by the name of Matthew, and he is at Walmart. He sees this old lady staring him down a bunch, so he starts to act like he is shopping, he is only at Walmart to get a Gatorade. Well, if you know anything about Walmart, you know that usually they only have like 2-3 lines open even when it's super busy, so at this Walmart, they don't have self-checkouts yet because this was about 8-9 years ago. There is only one line open, and he is now behind this old lady that was staring at him earlier. So, he asks this lady what is wrong, and she tells him that he looks like her grandson that died a few years ago. He was so upset and torn apart on the inside for trying to avoid her, he asked her if there was anything that he could do to help. She asked him to say "Goodbye Grandma" when she left because she never got to say goodbye to her grandson. Upon her leaving, he waved and said goodbye grandma. He gets up to the cashier, and she rings up his Gatorade, and she says "Your total is $490.75" then he flips out and says "Why is my total $490? I'm only trying to buy a Gatorade." the cashier says to him "Your grandma told me that her grandson would take care of the ticket". So the guys tells her that he is not really her grandson, and he tells her that he is going to leave the stuff there and go get the woman. So, if you can imagine this 80 year old woman running behind a cart to her car. As the guy gets outside, he sees this woman throwing all these groceries into her trunk, and by the time he gets to her she is already getting in the car. He grabs her arm and stops the door, and tells her that he isn't paying for her groceries, so she pushes his arm away and tries to close the door, well the way he grabbed her, her leg was still outside the car, so he throws the door open and grabs her ankle, and he starts pulling on her leg the same way I am pulling your leg right now.

Spoiler: Read this AFTER you have read the story

If you didn't get the joke, and you didn't understand what I meant by "the same way I am pulling your leg right now." This story is fake, it never happened.

Tell me what you think of my story, and write a funny story below.