Fuckin Pizza Hut 11-11-2015, 07:31 PM
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Before I begin, I want all of you to know that I'm not looking for a new pizza place. Fuck Dominoes, fuck Papa John's, fuck Little Caesar's, fuck California Pizza Kitchen, and fuck Round Tables.
Pizza Hut is the only pizza place I go to, (with the exceptions of the ones on the street of Santa Barbara)
Moving on.
My past experiences have been delicious and indulgent. Today, however, was a different damn story.
I told the pizza cashier girl, that I wanted TRIPLE toppings. (I usually get double). No extra cost for extra amount of toppings. Incidentally, she caught me off guard and asked if I wanted a serving of hot wings to go with my Pizza. Well, why the fuck not?
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I waited 45 minutes, (3x's longer than the expected 15 minutes), and finally got my pizza.
*Next time, to be clear. I said I wanted triple toppings, not triple the amount of my wait time. I've got more things in my life to do, (like wasting it on HackForums), than to be waiting for a goddamn pizza. Got it?
-Sorry sir, it was unintentional. We skipped your order by accident.
*You what the fucked my order?
-Heh, you can grab a free drink on your way out.
*Hmmph, well thanks.
Then I arrive at my palace, and open up the pizza. I'm confused as shit. The topping amount has been reduced to 1/3 of the original amount!!! Of course, it's not the first time I've talked to a high school girl cashier. Nothing you say, fucking registers.
I go about opening up my hot wing box, and guess the fuck what. I got 6 out of the 8 wings that I was promised! >:[
The other two were merely BONES! I DIDN'T ASK FOR FUCKING BONES!
Now to make things worse, all these wings were DRENCHED, not lightly seasoned, or moderately dipped in sauce.
I've happened to finish my pizza, and hot wings, and washed it down with Cranberry Pomegranate juice. As a result, my taste buds are completely gone. (Thanks to the cranberry, and the sauced raped chicken)
Pizza Hut is the only pizza place I go to, (with the exceptions of the ones on the street of Santa Barbara)
Moving on.
My past experiences have been delicious and indulgent. Today, however, was a different damn story.
I told the pizza cashier girl, that I wanted TRIPLE toppings. (I usually get double). No extra cost for extra amount of toppings. Incidentally, she caught me off guard and asked if I wanted a serving of hot wings to go with my Pizza. Well, why the fuck not?
--
I waited 45 minutes, (3x's longer than the expected 15 minutes), and finally got my pizza.
*Next time, to be clear. I said I wanted triple toppings, not triple the amount of my wait time. I've got more things in my life to do, (like wasting it on HackForums), than to be waiting for a goddamn pizza. Got it?
-Sorry sir, it was unintentional. We skipped your order by accident.
*You what the fucked my order?
-Heh, you can grab a free drink on your way out.
*Hmmph, well thanks.
Then I arrive at my palace, and open up the pizza. I'm confused as shit. The topping amount has been reduced to 1/3 of the original amount!!! Of course, it's not the first time I've talked to a high school girl cashier. Nothing you say, fucking registers.
I go about opening up my hot wing box, and guess the fuck what. I got 6 out of the 8 wings that I was promised! >:[
The other two were merely BONES! I DIDN'T ASK FOR FUCKING BONES!
Now to make things worse, all these wings were DRENCHED, not lightly seasoned, or moderately dipped in sauce.
I've happened to finish my pizza, and hot wings, and washed it down with Cranberry Pomegranate juice. As a result, my taste buds are completely gone. (Thanks to the cranberry, and the sauced raped chicken)
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