[Inori]

Going through my stars on Github, I've realized that most of them are absurd and not intended to be practical, so I thought I'd share a few of my favorites.

qntm/base65536 - Unicode's answer to Base64
NARKOZ/hacker-scripts (my all-time favorite) - Based on a true story
reinderien/mimic - [ab]using Unicode to create tragedy

It's a bit of a niche market, but do you guys have anything similar saved?

[Blink]

So... Someone made a python enchiladas simulator...

And I added IRC: https://github.com/The-Sushi/Enchiladas....hiladas.py

(Yeah, its full of crappy code)

[Blink]

This one is amazing:
https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/movfuscator

Everyone likes brainfuck... Right? Anyone? Am I alone here?
https://github.com/EvanHahn/brainfuck-web-app
https://github.com/cookjj/Brainfuck-on-Rails (Not completely sure what this is supposed to do, but it's huge)

Of course the best joke project is Windows Ubuntu emacs JavaScript PHP C++ the whole x86 architecture... You know what, forget it, I'm not starting a war with anyone today.

Spoiler:

Oops, this is gonna start a war...

[Nil]

This one is amazing:
https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/movfuscator

Everyone likes brainfuck... Right? Anyone? Am I alone here?
https://github.com/EvanHahn/brainfuck-web-app
https://github.com/cookjj/Brainfuck-on-Rails (Not completely sure what this is supposed to do, but it's huge)

Of course the best joke project is Windows Ubuntu emacs JavaScript PHP C++ the whole x86 architecture... You know what, forget it, I'm not starting a war with anyone today.

Spoiler:

Oops, this is gonna start a war...

Yeah, you definitely started overstepping your safe boundaries there at the end. All I needed to see was a crossed out Java and I would have flipped.

[Blink]

This one is amazing:
https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/movfuscator

Everyone likes brainfuck... Right? Anyone? Am I alone here?
https://github.com/EvanHahn/brainfuck-web-app
https://github.com/cookjj/Brainfuck-on-Rails (Not completely sure what this is supposed to do, but it's huge)

Of course the best joke project is Windows Ubuntu emacs JavaScript PHP C++ the whole x86 architecture... You know what, forget it, I'm not starting a war with anyone today.

Spoiler:

Oops, this is gonna start a war...

Yeah, you definitely starting overstepping your safe boundaries there at the end.  All I needed to see was a crossed out Java and I would have flipped.  

I almost did, but then I thought of other terrible things instead.

[Nacho]

This one is amazing:
https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/movfuscator

Everyone likes brainfuck... Right? Anyone? Am I alone here?
https://github.com/EvanHahn/brainfuck-web-app
https://github.com/cookjj/Brainfuck-on-Rails (Not completely sure what this is supposed to do, but it's huge)

Of course the best joke project is Windows Ubuntu emacs JavaScript PHP C++ the whole x86 architecture... You know what, forget it, I'm not starting a war with anyone today.

Spoiler:

Oops, this is gonna start a war...

Yeah, you definitely starting overstepping your safe boundaries there at the end.  All I needed to see was a crossed out Java and I would have flipped.  :P

Java is the joke of programming for a reason, however, i dont wanna get shit for saying it, so~ *you never saw this*

[Nil]

This one is amazing:
https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/movfuscator

Everyone likes brainfuck... Right? Anyone? Am I alone here?
https://github.com/EvanHahn/brainfuck-web-app
https://github.com/cookjj/Brainfuck-on-Rails (Not completely sure what this is supposed to do, but it's huge)

Of course the best joke project is Windows Ubuntu emacs JavaScript PHP C++ the whole x86 architecture... You know what, forget it, I'm not starting a war with anyone today.

Spoiler:

Oops, this is gonna start a war...

Yeah, you definitely starting overstepping your safe boundaries there at the end.  All I needed to see was a crossed out Java and I would have flipped.  

Java is the joke of programming for a reason, however, i dont wanna get shit for saying it, so~ *you never saw this*

Popularity breeds criticism and hatred. See Lebron James and Tom Brady.

Yes I just compared a programming language to professional athletes.

[Nacho]

Yeah, you definitely starting overstepping your safe boundaries there at the end.  All I needed to see was a crossed out Java and I would have flipped.  

Java is the joke of programming for a reason, however, i dont wanna get shit for saying it, so~ *you never saw this*

Popularity breeds criticism and hatred. See Lebron James and Tom Brady.

Yes I just compared a programming language to professional athletes.

~you never saw that

[Skullmeat]

I remember a program called Suicide Linux. It parsed any mistyped command into rm -rf /.

[Inori]

I remember a program called Suicide Linux. It parsed any mistyped command into rm -rf /.

I've played around with it a few times to see how long I can last. Best I've managed is about an hour.