[KingDead]

no more free methods from the liar like me. find your fun elsewhere. i will. I don't need any help.

[bumbuls6]

consider reaching out to the company's customer service in a more formal manner to express your concerns jk. man you are well prepared nothing can stop you

[Mark0thepolo]

The pics  where they are pointed at the ground and just show the box on any old steps are a piece of cake.

Buit when the cocksuckers take the pic with the number of my house on the outside near the door the chat reps can be dicks.

So now when I know an order is coming I take the the sign down and  put it on some crates face down to make it look like I'm painting it.

I am also going to order somew of that spray you can put on your licence plate to blur the number so you dont get a ticket and try it our.  Have no idea if it works but its free so can't hurt to try it.

The  drivers know my address ive had like a 2000 orders shippped there  in the last 3 years alone. But its not about them its when you get a fucking no rung on the ladder loser employeee trying to be a fucking hero and save Walmart $200 thinking they will get promoted.  One of the 18 wheeler trucks that deliver their evryday could run over this fucksw head and the CEO forget hius name the next day.

Their little picture game is over against me.   

All this is unessacary of course I dont even have to talk to chat reps I can just print the return label and mail back my tiny featherweight envelope. 

Last week I went into a Staples where there is a UPS drop off and handed the girl the  nearly weightless envelope  that said it weighed 24 pounds on the lable and was a fucking Staples return iteself and it worked,. How ridiculous is that.    This is also the Staples that  woiuld put a couple slashes or sometimes nothing on $300, $400 gaming and office chair returns and wheel them next to the dumpster along with all sorrts of other expensive shit that I would sell or keep.

@KingDead I am really curious about your empty envelope method. Could you explain it a little bit more? When you send them back the empty envelope, won’t they just deny your return? Or do you just send the tracking after they receive it to your bank for a chargeback?