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It was a declaration on my honor that I certify that I did not receive the package.

Sounds fine.

it would be amazing if I got away with not having to provide a police report.

Under the circumstances, a PR Is required In most cases, but there has been occasions where It's been disregarded.

Can it happen that a vendor asks to fill out an affidavit and then asks for a police report?

Possible, but not likely.