[Judas]

Aha! It appears that, once again, I have managed to corner you into a situation that you
would not have otherwise been in, through my sagacious use of logical fallacy and clever
rhetoric. Said situation has back you into a corner,
so to speak, and has left you feeling distraught, if not full
on furious. This deed was accomplished, by me, entirely against
my beliefs; I was merely imitating another position, one which
neither you nor I support, for the sole purpose of coaxing you
into this situation without your knowledge. Moreover, watching
you in this situation gives me great pleasure as your inferior
mind struggles to oppse my inherently illogical statements which
are in fact fallacious and thus unable to be refuted without
compromising your own social integrity upon this skype chat.
Even still, through your repeatedly angry actions, you have
managed to compromise that integrity, nontheless, and which
you have no idea that this was my ultimate goal in this situation.
You have once again, fallen to this master of rhetoric, this lord of fallacies,
this near-divine being who dispenses colon cacncer indiscriminately and without remorse.
You have just encountered a MASTER TRICKSTER.