[Linuxephus™]

1-Jammed my fingers (only two of them mind you) upwards into my nostrils hard enough to force fresh air to circulate within my empty nugget (oxygenation).

2-Mission accomplished.

3-Followed by finger forking my Eyesuckits (infer two fingers yet again) long enough to produce this very commentation.

4-Re: Mission accomplished.

5-Sudo shutdown -h -P now.