[Defeat]

Hi,
Why you don't want to file a real one?

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Why wouldn't you file a real report?
No matter where you're located, law enforcement globally makes use of 'Diary numbers' which are easy to verify. I wouldn't want to get caught trying to fake one and instead reported for fraud. It's really simple, you just call the department and tell them what happened, say that Amazon forces you to file a claim, and they'll automatically close down the investigation after x amount of time, they won't even look into it if you make it seem like a bs report done out of necessity with no real expectations.

Don't be stupid.

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